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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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homosexualpancakes:

when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about

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tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

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am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food

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