Tweets
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via oksux)
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via jakeyy-jake)
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about
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am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
(Source: fueledbysmosh, via oksux)







